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19th June 2012

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iheartchaos: So, you should find this and watch it: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter A low budget Canadian film from 2002 in which kung-fu Jesus teams up with a sexy Mary Magdalene, punk Catholic priests and a Mexican wrestler to defeat an army of lesbian vampires created by evil atheists. So awesome.

iheartchaos:

So, you should find this and watch it: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

A low budget Canadian film from 2002 in which kung-fu Jesus teams up with a sexy Mary Magdalene, punk Catholic priests and a Mexican wrestler to defeat an army of lesbian vampires created by evil atheists. So awesome.

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    Haha, this movie!
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    hahahha. I have heard great things about this movie.
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    Defiantly one of my favourite movies.
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    I’m pretty sure I have this movie
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    This movie is good, campy fun!
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    Watched with Damon. Years ago.